FUME5

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
6,421
Everyone is saying Ovipositor, but how about you custom make an egg that shoots moulds of your dick.
 

FUME5

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
6,421
Everyone is saying Ovipositor, but how about you custom make an egg that shoots moulds of your dick.
 

Burly

Member
Oct 25, 2017
5,136
Get him one of those banks that eats quarters. He'll figure it out.
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SeroTyler

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,199
Mans been saving it in for decades and you want him to shoot it anywhere other than home plate?? smh
 

Dyle

One Winged Slayer
The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
30,241
Solve this trivia question and you'll know what to get. I don't know about that 2 day shipping though, that seems a little unlikely given what their website looked like when I was last there in January when I had to answer this stupid question

One of the most well known psalms of the old testament inspired the creation of this less than holy item. On the web page where one can purchase this item a review from one satisfied customer is prominently featured, what does the review say - read exactly as you expect customer would
 

RBH

Official ERA expert on Third Party Football
Member
Nov 2, 2017
33,316
Tell him to slip his penis into the tip of his belt buckle and then let 'er rip
 

Akronis

Prophet of Regret - Lizard Daddy
Member
Oct 25, 2017
5,472
buy one of my patented ResetEra branded dragon dildos approved by SweetNicole
 

SaintBowWow

Member
Oct 25, 2017
4,093
If this guy is a virgin he's not gonna be ready for whatever you give him and his wife won't either. Penis + vagina is gonna be some kinky shit

But if you want to get really weird you could just hire a guy to watch
 

Deleted member 9241

Oct 26, 2017
10,416
Amazon has queening chairs, but the quality is questionable at best.
 

Fat4all

Woke up, got a money tag, swears a lot
Member
Oct 25, 2017
94,841
here
i lost my penis in an accident

i shook hands with danger
 

TheCthultist

Member
Oct 27, 2017
8,457
New York