At this accelerated rate of global condemnation I'm taking bets: What's the over-under for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to be officially declared a garbage trash boomer nazi by our community? 2021, 2023? Bettors, bare in mind that Michelle Obama went from being practically universally beloved and defended here, to being loudly despised in a matter of ~30 months in which she spent almost all of that time as a private citizen mostly out of the public eye, save for scattered interviews and formal public appearances.
Michelle Obama's charges are thus:
- She shared candy once with George W. Bush at a funeral, so by the laws of war-crimes-electricity-rule, she ate war crime candy and is thus guilty
- She's married to Barack Obama, and so as we know, war crimes are shared like sexually transmitted viruses, so at least 30-40% of her cells have drone program virus DNA in them
- Famed public policy and social commentary periodical PEOPLE MAGAZINE wrote a supposed-to-be-feel-good-nonsense-throwaway-article about her where they mentioned her congeniality with George W. Bush, the former face of the Republican Party, at a time when partisan antipathy is highest in nearly 150 years in an obvious attempt (to anybody who lets their brain work before their mouth makes sounds or their fingers start typing letters) to show how the current face of the Republican Party, Donald Trump is incapable of finding common ground among his political opponents. Mrs. Obama, nee' Robinson, presented a fairly parochial milquetoast appraisal of why she and Pres. Bush occasionally share candy together at funerals. While being a vixen to war criminals is grievous, this is certainly her highest offense.
Taking bets now with the over/under set at Dec. 12, 2022. Will adjust the line progressively.