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Mystery Mafia [OT] Elementary my dear Mafia, the game is afoot!
- Thread starter lokiduck
- Start date
Day 5 Start
"-And the guy said, 'I'm not a rider, I'm a writer', hahaha. Get it? You get it? Because writer and rider sound similar muffled-no, no, you get it, haha."
When an uncomfortable chuckle floated around the watercooler for the umpteenth time, the loudspeaker started.
"Orveille to General Management. I repeat, Orveille to General Management."
Disappointed to end his standup early, Orville shot finger guns all the way over to General Management but not before promising another impromptu act later for his fans. Who else but Orville could be so loved?
"Yeah, so we're going to have to let you go."
Orville started. "To where?"
"Not to where, you're fired. Terminated. Cut. Dropped. Please clear out your belongings by--"
"But why!? I haven't done anything to get fired!"
"We got a lot of complaints about your 'stand up' acts. For example, you told cruel jokes at the expense of others, which isn't cool."
"I've never made any off-color jokes!"
"Oh, so you didn't make a joke about Fed Ex beating us on deliveries!?"
"Oh, well...I made that joke."
"And UPS being a better, smarter and more easily recognizable version of us!?"
"I actually wouldn't call that one a joke..."
"Get out! You're a mockery to the USPS uniform! You second rate Jerry Seinfeld joker!"
"Fine! I don't need this shit. I can get a better job running outside in traffic with my eyes closed. And just for the record, the water in the cooler is stale, just like your hairline. Maybe fix your shit before coming at me. Orville out."
Orville has been fired!
"...Not gonna lie, that last bit was actually funny."
AllThingsPurple has died!
He was...
Day 5 Begins
Day 5 Ends In:
Majority is 4
When an uncomfortable chuckle floated around the watercooler for the umpteenth time, the loudspeaker started.
"Orveille to General Management. I repeat, Orveille to General Management."
Disappointed to end his standup early, Orville shot finger guns all the way over to General Management but not before promising another impromptu act later for his fans. Who else but Orville could be so loved?
"Yeah, so we're going to have to let you go."
Orville started. "To where?"
"Not to where, you're fired. Terminated. Cut. Dropped. Please clear out your belongings by--"
"But why!? I haven't done anything to get fired!"
"We got a lot of complaints about your 'stand up' acts. For example, you told cruel jokes at the expense of others, which isn't cool."
"I've never made any off-color jokes!"
"Oh, so you didn't make a joke about Fed Ex beating us on deliveries!?"
"Oh, well...I made that joke."
"And UPS being a better, smarter and more easily recognizable version of us!?"
"I actually wouldn't call that one a joke..."
"Get out! You're a mockery to the USPS uniform! You second rate Jerry Seinfeld joker!"
"Fine! I don't need this shit. I can get a better job running outside in traffic with my eyes closed. And just for the record, the water in the cooler is stale, just like your hairline. Maybe fix your shit before coming at me. Orville out."
Orville has been fired!
"...Not gonna lie, that last bit was actually funny."
AllThingsPurple has died!
He was...
Day 5 Begins
Day 5 Ends In:
Majority is 4
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I told everyone to vote HP first, even in the exact post you are mocking. Good try though.
You agreed he was a decent kill and barely said shit against voting EC first dont try to act superior now.
I mean being useless all day then condescending and judgemental the next morning has been your whole schtick all game but still.
I only called out two scum day 1, no big deal or anything
Wanted to? You mean still do? Let him blow his shit up, who gives a fuck. How about you vote out the scum and stop worrying about Blarg. He's spinning his wheels anyway.
Why are you pretending a few extra deaths is "lol random?" That's not how this works, vote out mafia, let Blarg get his win, don't fuck up lylo, or don't even care because you'd have voted out two mafia anyway and Blarg might just kill the last one.
So your plan if blarg kills all town is to just gamble it all on lylo.
How is this not random?
I mean, I guess if you're there with that vote record of yours then it might be a rough lylo but Blarg doesn't have me marked so I guess I'll be there too, easy peasy.
So it is random and your defense is being a demeaning prick, cool.
Also i wont be there, i have a package, if your plan is to let blarg go off maybe pay attention to whos going to die.
I'll be honest with you, I'm happy with who's marked. So let's vote out HP and let Blarg go off. Everyone wins except for scum.
"Happy with whose marked" arnt i the only one known? If so lol you dick.
So for real your plan is hope blarg gets scum, and if not the game is fastforwarded to lylo where your just confident lylo will go towns way?
Because that actually makes sense, i dont agree with it it feels way unnecessarily risky, but i can follow the logic there were before this was really throwing me on you.
Be nice if anyone else felt like chiming in.
Be nice if anyone else felt like chiming in.
I didnt get any notification about getting un exploded.
Choosing not to take that personally Salva.
Choosing not to take that personally Salva.
It's not like I knew who was getting targeted, I kinda had to guess.
No, vote the scum who thought the game was over before it actually is.
Wait unless you mean it works like a doctor?
But then i thought Wee was defused the night after she got one? Or am i misremembering that?
But then i thought Wee was defused the night after she got one? Or am i misremembering that?
yes, obviously.
but why before some people get to check in, is all i meant?
I was defused. That gave me a notice.
Yeah I didn't defuse Stan, I was not convinced it was the same package since I think Blarg may have a way to counter my counter, otherwise his win condition seems too harsh. Even so If we take down a hp today I might have another chance to check your package, Stan, unless we are already screwed, lol.
no i meant you got the package one night and it was defused the next night.
irreleavnt thought now
eh, fair.
We still have no idea why both me and EC got a package notification, i had just figured that was scum EC lying to throw you off or something like that but now i got zero clue.
SECRET:
I Doused Sorian last Night so he has a vested interest in eliminating HP ASAP; if HP dies, my doomsday clock goes back by 1, which prolongs Sorian's existence (although I should've Won by now if it wasn't for Salva?).
SECRET:
For both my HP and now Sorian Dousings, I did NOT get a "package returned/received in return" mod notification; so weemad is my only remaining Dousing that I got that kind of notice (the other/1st being with Sparks). So it stands to reason that I still need 1 more (barring Salva's continuing meddling in my affairs)... sorry all fireworks will apparently have to wait 1 more Night :( Please enjoy your stay
Also, Mafia made me a sweet offer, Town better step up your negotiation game I'm being tempted here
huh, so unless im missing something Sorian i think your math is actually a bit fucked on the blarg thing.
Theres 7 people alive,
We kill HP today, 6
Scum kill someone in the night, 5
Blarg kills 3, we are left with 2 tommorrow.
Blarg leaves because he got his wincon, 1.
Its Likely scum target one of the exploding people so its actually 2 people left, but still either way the games over without any chance of lylo.
If blarg goes off i think either only he wins, or it really is down to if he happened to kill scum.
Theres 7 people alive,
We kill HP today, 6
Scum kill someone in the night, 5
Blarg kills 3, we are left with 2 tommorrow.
Blarg leaves because he got his wincon, 1.
Its Likely scum target one of the exploding people so its actually 2 people left, but still either way the games over without any chance of lylo.
If blarg goes off i think either only he wins, or it really is down to if he happened to kill scum.
Why am i doing this i hate this part of the game.
So still assuming that it was 3 scum.
7 alive,
Kill blarg, 6
Scum kills, 5
5 alive, 2 are scum, still good still good
Kill HP, 4
scum kill, 3
lylo there could actually work?
So still assuming that it was 3 scum.
7 alive,
Kill blarg, 6
Scum kills, 5
5 alive, 2 are scum, still good still good
Kill HP, 4
scum kill, 3
lylo there could actually work?
This is also still running on the belief that blarg kills 3, which we only have his word on right?
well that and that 2 would be way to easy for him to get i guess.
well that and that 2 would be way to easy for him to get i guess.