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Mystery Mafia [OT] Elementary my dear Mafia, the game is afoot!
- Thread starter lokiduck
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Lisa.
can't see any reason why it matters. None of the names seemed familiar to me or to all come from some specific media.
can't see any reason why it matters. None of the names seemed familiar to me or to all come from some specific media.
Not true, Heather from HR was mentioned in my pm and Barry(ephi) was mentioned in Chuggs (Boris)
even though stan was convinced mafia sent him the first day's message, i claimed it lol. Why do that too, if i'm some mafia mail misdirector, and knew i could fit in some perfectly coordinated message shenanigans.
I have no clue whatsoever what's been happening with the mail. despite paying good attention salva! It just hasn't been consistent as a single common role, which is why i suggested JOAT.
I have no clue whatsoever what's been happening with the mail. despite paying good attention salva! It just hasn't been consistent as a single common role, which is why i suggested JOAT.
Like your recent statement about "move all the mail from one person to another" doesn't account for the missing message so your reasoning clearly has a flaw in, somewhere.
Scum got it, obvs. They don't have to say where it is all the time it adds to the flaws
LisaBrandi loved her job to bits. Every time she got up in the morning, she'd do a little dance knowing she worked at the USPS! Even the worst parts, like lazy coworkers, back biting customers and an ineffectual management couldn't keep her down.
But recently she'd been less than happy with the environment. People were threatening the authority of the USPS! They were attempting to sabatoge her dream job! How dare they!?
So she took advantage of her unassuming job post to listen in on other employees and send that information up to general management. That continued for a few week until unsatisfied with their response, she took action into her own hands.
She went directly to USPS headquarters with this branch's problems, and gleefully told them all about leadership's failings. Needless to say this didn't go over well when it got back to general management, but by that time Brandi had already secured a new post at USPS HQ by sucking up to the big bosses.
Brandi has job hopped!
EvilChameleon has died!
He was...
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Still pretty irrelevant. Ephidel didn't lie about her flavor name once those were supplied, and we haven't had repeats in any flips that i recall.
HP did though, and they lied with 'Lisa the Law Student'
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Ya got me, I have nothing to do with scum. Maybe he pulled it out of the other flavor. I don't go around reading flavor generally, i had to go check my PM for the name.
How could you miss the role claim with your name on it, tho?
For the role claim generally I saw sleepwalker and my eyes glazed over at the rest. I don't think I had any chance to comment on it due to turbo while I was doing family things.
Hell i forgot my role name salva.
why would i remember a generic name, or anything else, that's purely flavor, in a game that's not even media themed and therefore unrecognizable? Like if this is some The Office reference, ok, i don't watch that show. But i pretty much read the red text.
That's basically a requirement for game writing.
jman and you don't have to wonder, yes of course scum gets fake claims.
Sure they get fake claims, so no need on using a random one that happened to be the one you also had.
Yeah, you would think. Scum go off on weird tangents tho. I've seen a ton of games where they abandon their given fake claims and then get outed by duplication of power Or ok, flavor name if it's a themed Game. Sorry i missed it but the only thing I checked in my 2nd role PM was that i was still vanilla.
Like, the only thing I can guess is that he got freaked out that his flavor name was too similar to his remaining scummate's name, and went looking for a name that he could alliterate [didja notice that? They are all alliterated except vanillas] and added Law to Student.
But that's a random guess and we can't know until the game is over.
But that's a random guess and we can't know until the game is over.
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It was a normal day I guess??? At the office. A lot had changed and there wasn't much left in office at this point. Only four employees were left working in the office, and one of them was Dan the delivery man who was too busy delivering packages to be around.
As a result Larry was minding his own damn business looking up the latest Football manager news when he saw management heading his way.
In many ways he expected this.
Normally he would have pretended to actually be working, but today he didn't care at all, he knew what was coming...
"Hey Larry!" They all said happily. "Ho-"
"I'll just stop you right there." Larry said grinning like a man who knew what he had to do "I know what you are going to say... and honestly we all knew it was coming. Honestly I'm impressed you took this long to call me out on it, but I get it. So before you fire me... I'll just stop you there and say I QUIT!" And with that he took his cactus, put on some shades and yelled "LATER BITCHES" as he double flipped off the entire office on his way out the door.
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Management wasn't sure how to respond. They really were just going to ask Larry how his day was going and maybe ask what he thought about Lisa... as far as they knew Larry was an okay worker... tho he did have some bad marks on it too. Oooh well... they can call explain to him this later... they had bigger stuff to deal with.
Lisa had been laughing at Larry's quitting because she hadn't expected it to be that easy to get him out of the office. She had been planning something more elaborate, and here he was quitting and flipping them off as he left. What great news.... well it seemed that way until management approached her.
"Lisa... according to our records you are friends with our new regional manager Brandi right?"
"Uh... yes?" Lisa said innocently.
"But you were also friends with that no good stamp thief Stanford right?"
"uh... yes?" Lisa said innocently.
"Because Brandi was such a good friend of yours... she stood up for you and said you were an upstanding label maker... and honestly we want to believe her because she so good at her job."
"That's great?"
"However, before Stanford was arrested he claimed he was busy with you on one of the days he was actually stealing stamps... and well you backed him up. and honestly it's not a great look. I'm sure you are innocent in all this but we really need you to come down to the station and talk to the cops. They also want to talk to you about why two of that Maniac Bob's packages ended up at your door when he claimed to have mailed them to others."
"... Okay" Lisa said.
With that Lisa was carried off leaving Petrushka as the only one in the office with no one to flirt with :<
Lisa is being interrogated by the police!
weemadarthur has died!
As a result Larry was minding his own damn business looking up the latest Football manager news when he saw management heading his way.
In many ways he expected this.
Normally he would have pretended to actually be working, but today he didn't care at all, he knew what was coming...
"Hey Larry!" They all said happily. "Ho-"
"I'll just stop you right there." Larry said grinning like a man who knew what he had to do "I know what you are going to say... and honestly we all knew it was coming. Honestly I'm impressed you took this long to call me out on it, but I get it. So before you fire me... I'll just stop you there and say I QUIT!" And with that he took his cactus, put on some shades and yelled "LATER BITCHES" as he double flipped off the entire office on his way out the door.
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Management wasn't sure how to respond. They really were just going to ask Larry how his day was going and maybe ask what he thought about Lisa... as far as they knew Larry was an okay worker... tho he did have some bad marks on it too. Oooh well... they can call explain to him this later... they had bigger stuff to deal with.
Lisa had been laughing at Larry's quitting because she hadn't expected it to be that easy to get him out of the office. She had been planning something more elaborate, and here he was quitting and flipping them off as he left. What great news.... well it seemed that way until management approached her.
"Lisa... according to our records you are friends with our new regional manager Brandi right?"
"Uh... yes?" Lisa said innocently.
"But you were also friends with that no good stamp thief Stanford right?"
"uh... yes?" Lisa said innocently.
"Because Brandi was such a good friend of yours... she stood up for you and said you were an upstanding label maker... and honestly we want to believe her because she so good at her job."
"That's great?"
"However, before Stanford was arrested he claimed he was busy with you on one of the days he was actually stealing stamps... and well you backed him up. and honestly it's not a great look. I'm sure you are innocent in all this but we really need you to come down to the station and talk to the cops. They also want to talk to you about why two of that Maniac Bob's packages ended up at your door when he claimed to have mailed them to others."
"... Okay" Lisa said.
With that Lisa was carried off leaving Petrushka as the only one in the office with no one to flirt with :<
Lisa is being interrogated by the police!
weemadarthur has died!
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Go to sleep!
I was just about the post the next thing, but now I'm going to wait on it because you interrupted me >:(
The End!
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Lisa was a law student, she knew her rights and she knew about the law. She tried to bluff her way out of this, but Stan's missteps and her habit of stealing packages had been too much for her. Even when she lawyered up, it wasn't able to help her case much, so she took a plea deal and told the cops everything.
As a result, the post office was saved, and it went back to the same status quo it had had before all this... but with less employees!
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Dan the Deliveryman continued delivering packages and he became the new employee of the month because he was the best employee there. He led an example for the others!
Hobohodo has won!
Additionally Dan was a fish vendor! When he commuted, his intern Ivan would send out a package!
His intern Ivan also got offered a permanent position!
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After their uncle was forced to retire... Petrushka considered quitting, but then management approached them with a sweet promotion for their help finding the bombs and taking down Bob! Petra wasn't going to look a gift horse in the mouth so they gladly accepted it. They became one of the main managers of the post office and filled in the hole their uncle Boris had left.
They still really want to flirt with employees... but luckily the only one in the office left is Larry who is still as gross as ever so that helps.
Salvapot has won!
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Normally management would have let Larry go with his resignation especially do to his poor employee record, but with only Dan and Petra left, they needed to keep as many employees around as possible so they wouldn't have to do the work!
As a result, they called Larry up and explained the miscommunication. However, Larry only came back when they offered him a new and more cushy job with more pay!
Stantastic has won!
Additionally :D :D :D Larry was in fact!!! Larry the Lazy Employee! He was the Miller and wasn't told this fact, but additionally he wasn't told that he his mail target would be randomized every night because he's so fucking lazy!
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Town has won!
As a result, the post office was saved, and it went back to the same status quo it had had before all this... but with less employees!
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Dan the Deliveryman continued delivering packages and he became the new employee of the month because he was the best employee there. He led an example for the others!
Hobohodo has won!
Additionally Dan was a fish vendor! When he commuted, his intern Ivan would send out a package!
His intern Ivan also got offered a permanent position!
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After their uncle was forced to retire... Petrushka considered quitting, but then management approached them with a sweet promotion for their help finding the bombs and taking down Bob! Petra wasn't going to look a gift horse in the mouth so they gladly accepted it. They became one of the main managers of the post office and filled in the hole their uncle Boris had left.
They still really want to flirt with employees... but luckily the only one in the office left is Larry who is still as gross as ever so that helps.
Salvapot has won!
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Normally management would have let Larry go with his resignation especially do to his poor employee record, but with only Dan and Petra left, they needed to keep as many employees around as possible so they wouldn't have to do the work!
As a result, they called Larry up and explained the miscommunication. However, Larry only came back when they offered him a new and more cushy job with more pay!
Stantastic has won!
Additionally :D :D :D Larry was in fact!!! Larry the Lazy Employee! He was the Miller and wasn't told this fact, but additionally he wasn't told that he his mail target would be randomized every night because he's so fucking lazy!
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Town has won!
Link to all the mail sent through out the game and flavor stuff.
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Thank you everyone for playing our crazy crazy game! There were some missteps made on the part of us mods such as not RNGing Larry's PM on night one, and forgetting HP can't get mail, but over all it went great and I hope everyone had fun.
I've learned a lot about this game and I'm proud of all the players, especially our scum team and Blarg who really tried their best!
Additionally, I'll be posting a link to all the messages people sent each other
This is that link so enjoy!
Also
I made a flavor tree for how all the characters were connected so check that shit out!
I've learned a lot about this game and I'm proud of all the players, especially our scum team and Blarg who really tried their best!
Additionally, I'll be posting a link to all the messages people sent each other
This is that link so enjoy!
Also
I made a flavor tree for how all the characters were connected so check that shit out!
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Lol
so was the medium able to triple as a cop? Cause 3 cops is a lot of frickin cops