We used to hit up a rich neighborhood when I was a kid and a dentist there gave a king sized candy bar and a toothbrush. Dude was alright.
If you didn't know, Smarties in the US are a completely different candy than in Canada and UK, it's more like Pez candy without the dispenser.
Oh these things. I thought this was like regional differences between fast food chains type of deal, not an entirely different product.
Oh I see. Well that is a fucking disgrace to the Smartie name! Unless they came first, in which case the Smartie name has been rehabilitated in chocolate form.
That too, their market is solely focused on scaring old people and racists. The mail throws in some scares for the middle class aswell as the old racists.
Disneyworld Halloween Party baby!