What's worse is going into the toilet after someone else has taken a massive dump and then coming out to find a colleague out there.
How about when you're going to the bathroom, the unwritten law is that when the door is closed it is occupied and locked, then you get that ONE person who thinks that they should rapidly turn the knob and attempt to breach.
I know shitting on company time is praxis, but I can't bring myself to do it. I'm sorry. I just can't unless it's an emergency.
True, they pay me to do shit.Don't drop it if you ashamed of your own smell OP. Take pride in pooping while getting paid.
Worst as in best right?The worst is sitting on the toilet and feeling the seat still warm.
More like did you brush (the toilet).
Boss makes a dollar, etc.
How about when you're going to the bathroom, the unwritten law is that when the door is closed it is occupied and locked, then you get that ONE person who thinks that they should rapidly turn the knob and attempt to breach.
Holy shit, fuck these people. We even have handles that clearly show when the bathroom is locked and occupied outside and still some occasional moron comes and absolutely manhandles the door handle, literally startling the shit out of me.
People sit on the naked toilet in public? Always toilet paper on the seat for me. Its more hygenic AND warm from the start.The worst is sitting on the toilet and feeling the seat still warm.
Wow that is dedicationGotta get over it I guess. I didn't start pooping outside my own place til like 10 years ago. Realised if you gotta go, you gotta go.
I live 3 mins away from work. I always takr a dump there. Saves money on toilet paper.
Hell i even have keys to the building so of I'm out on weekends, I stop by.
People sit on the naked toilet in public? Always toilet paper on the seat for me. Its more hygenic AND warm from the start.
I hate cold toilet seats so i do it at home aswell.
That one layer of TP ain't gunna stop any germs from latching onto your ass.In 37 years I have not once sat directly on a public toilet seat, lol.
Always put at least one layer of toilet paper.
There are only four guys in our office and there are two bathrooms. Pretty easy to avoid a recent dump.
It is genuinely moronic. Also, one time I accidentally forgot to lock and someone slowly opened the door. I said "Hey I'm in here" and they continued to open it.