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ERA Anonymous Confessions 2019 v3.0 - One version higher than the GiftBot

Do you remember ronito?

  • Yes

    Votes: 380 52.6%

  • No

    Votes: 51 7.1%

  • roni-who?

    Votes: 108 15.0%

  • Thor: The Dark World

    Votes: 183 25.3%
  • Total voters
    722
  • Poll closed .
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oreomunsta

oreomunsta

One Winged Slayer
The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
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Funyarinpa said:
A lot of porn sites are actually a single conglomerate IIRC, and a higher up there is apparently into it, or something, or I heard something of the sort.

There's also the saying that fetish porn consumers actually are willing to pay for their content, so perhaps that helps
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Haha that would be intriguing if incest porn was a result of some exec not wanting to feel kink shamed
 
Stuart444

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Oct 25, 2017
9,076
neoak said:
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Seems fishy. Only posted because of popular request for wincest these kind of confessions
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Like with all confessions, I believe them until something comes out that says it's fake. That's just me though.

So with that said... I'd advise against this completely however if you must:

1. Try and ya know... talk to her and find out answers to questions like why she is still living with you. Don't just assume.

2. Send in an update if you do it before the end of the month. Better than waiting til next year for an update lol.

And uhh, on your head be it. You have to live with the consequences of your actions.

neoak said:
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It's a good idea tbh
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I support this!

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Oh wait... I mean... yikes...
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Uhhh... okay then...
 
viciouskillersquirrel

viciouskillersquirrel

Cheering your loss
Member
Oct 25, 2017
2,876
It's worth pointing out that a sibling relationship is typically the longest relationship any person typically has with another, what with the similar lifespans and such. Plus women outlive men.

When oniichan fucks this up, he's fucking it up until the day he leaves this Earth.
 
Coleslaw

Coleslaw

Member
Nov 3, 2018
729
Goddamnit, we tell you fuckers multiple times, every year, you can't fuck your sister. I'm starting to think that you're just willfully ignoring us.
 
MilesQ

MilesQ

Member
Oct 25, 2017
5,490
It sounds like the sister is very comfortable and trusting of her brother, but it's also clear that the brother is sexually frustrated and is seeing normal affection between siblings as something more.

Might I suggest you start dating, sister lusterer? Don't ruin the trust your sister has placed in you, if you do, she will never feel she's able to trust anyone again and it will affect her and why future relationships she has for the rest of her life.
 
Banzai

Banzai

The Fallen
Oct 28, 2017
2,612
Might I make a suggestion? No offense to anyone here but I would like to read only the confessions and ignore the discussions around them, so could you please put a "CONF:" or something in front of every confession post so it is easier to search for them?
 
Coleslaw

Coleslaw

Member
Nov 3, 2018
729
Banzai said:
Might I make a suggestion? No offense to anyone here but I would like to read only the confessions and ignore the discussions around them, so could you please put a "CONF:" or something in front of every confession post so it is easier to search for them?
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If I'm not mistaken, there should eventually be a table of contents with links to all the confessions in the OP or first few posts, might just not be up yet.
 
Ramathevoice

Ramathevoice

Member
Oct 26, 2017
2,947
Paris, France
Maybe OP can threadmark confessions?

Just a thought, I know they're already putting in a lot of work and don't want to suggest they add more to their plate.
 
Menome

Menome

"This guy are sick"
Member
Oct 25, 2017
6,461
Your sister is a lesbian and is staying with you because she's worried about being dependant on living with your parents when she tells them.

That's why she doesn't "invite boys round".
 
squall23

squall23

Member
Oct 25, 2017
4,842
Coleslaw said:
Goddamnit, we tell you fuckers multiple times, every year, you can't fuck your sister. I'm starting to think that you're just willfully ignoring us.
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I actually had to have this talk during university with somebody else, yes a live human being, after he watched the anime. My version was a little more straightforward. I love my sister because I have no choice in the matter, she's family, she's my sister, that's it, and I'm going to be her supportive brother for the rest of both our lives. If she wasn't my sister, I would have probably kicked her face in by now after all the shit she's put me through and I'd expect that's how she thinks of me. Bart and Lisa is probably the best analogy except she's not as smart and outspoken and I'm not as dumb and rebellious.
 
battousai

battousai

Member
Oct 25, 2017
902
I see we're off to a great start this year.

The father-in-law and plunger confessions got me; the poor brother had a to brave the cold on his vacation to get a plunger to the guy.
 
JoeNut

JoeNut

Member
Oct 27, 2017
3,483
UK
Who knew we'd get another sister fucker.
I say go for it, as long as you let us all know how badly it goes so we can say Told you so..
 
CesspoolofHatred

CesspoolofHatred

Community Resettler
Member
Oct 25, 2017
427
Hey y'all, been outta town the past couple of days and I'm catching up on the festivities now.

Should be able to catalog most stuff by end of day today
 
oreomunsta

oreomunsta

One Winged Slayer
The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
4,367
Just no ma chods, guys. Let's not go that far

(Think I spelled that right)
 
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neoak

neoak

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Oct 25, 2017
15,460
To my amazing ex-wife....

I'm sorry I wasted so many years of your life. I'm sorry I kept you from your dreams. I'm sorry I made you afraid of men. I'm sorry I ruined you.

To my parents....

I'm sorry I never lived up to my potential. I'm sorry I let you down so many times. I'm sorry you had to drive 4 hours in the middle of the night to see me in emergency surgery because I fucked up again.

To my friends....

I'm sorry I never listened. I'm sorry all your efforts to save me from myself were for nothing. I'm sorry you put up with all my bullshit for all these years.

To myself....

I'm not sorry. You made your choices, chose your path. You are getting what you deserve. As you slowly die from the cancer you brought upon myself, I want you to know you deserve this. You are a rotten piece of shit.

I'm six drinks in at a heavy 50/50 mix, and there is some oxy mixed in as well. I know fully well what I've done in life, and that I've earned this fate. I'm done fighting. I'm done marching, I know my time is short. And I know that I could never, if given a hundred years, make up for the pain I've caused. All I can do now is wait for the end, and whatever comes after.

I'm at peace with this. And I'm comfortable with that.
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Confessor, maybe you should try to look at the good things you did. It is not all about the bad.

Maybe you should try for the people that care about...
 
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neoak

neoak

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Oct 25, 2017
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My uncle and I used to be close but stopped talking for a few years after an argument. We made up recently and spent many a night getting blind drunk and shooting the shit.

While we werent talking, he and his wife became open swingers and we talked about it. During the conversation he casually dropped that "Well you can have [my aunt] if she's cool with it". I, being well sunk in a trunk of drunk, laughed it off and switched subjects to avoid the awkardness of the situation.

Fast forward a week, I go visit again. In addition to a few of their friends, my aunt is there this time, dressed up and looking pretty hot (she was a stripper, which is how my uncle and her met). My uncle casually drops that she needs to take me out while I'm visiting. She agrees but we end up just getting tanked at his house.

While we're drinking, it starts getting snowy, so while Im chopping firewood for our fire, my aunt grabs me from behind and sits me on her lap, holding me close for warm. We're about 4 hours into drinking. I sit on her lap for a while and the warmth is nice so I my soggy liquor brain doesnt oppose.

Eventually, we move into the garage, but now she's got me trapped under her, sitting on my lap. She's feeding me shots of Fireball and nestling in. She eventually gets a blanket and wraps us both in it. A few of the friends start to make their exits.

While we continue to get fucked up, she uses my hands to wrap around her. The sensation and 6 hour liquor soaked lack of inhibition guides my hand to down the front of her pants, and she basically starts keeping my fingers at a grueling goal line distance from the end zone.

While Im doing the two finger river dance on her, my uncle and his friends are getting, in a word, right and proper fucked up. This goes on until all but one of my uncles friends leaves. My aunt calls it a night and drags me behind her with both of my hands. She's stronger than me, and I dont do much to stop her.

We get to her room, about 15 feet away from where my cousins (her kids) are sleeping, and pulls me to the side of her bed. She starts stripping and I freeze up. Im basically dead staring my feet and have no idea what to do. She gets down to her panties ans starts sprawling on the bed.

Suddenly the thought of my little cousin flashes, and by the grace of whatever gods may be, I realize that they are the same age I was when my aunt had met me (since she married my aforementioned blood related and currently blurry as hell uncle) I look at her and say "I'm gonna go".

She doesnt say anything, but I wouldnt have known even if she did cuz by now Im bolting back down to the garage.

When I get down there, my uncle and his friend are buttass naked, laughing hysterically and waving their frigid cockles around.

I stand in the doorway, speechless.

While they continue taunting me with a symphony of helicopter cocking, I walk to my chair, chug the rest of my drink, and say, "Well, I think it's about time I hit the hay."

I passed out on their couch, and snuck out the next morning.
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So you could have had awesome sex with an experienced woman that just happened to be your aunt...

Ahem, good for avoiding confessor!
 
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neoak

neoak

Member
Oct 25, 2017
15,460
I'm having an affair with my manager. She is married and has multiple kids. I should feel bad about it but I don't. Know why I don't, ERA? Her husband is a Trump supporter and has her brainwashed so she's a Trump supporter too. She started the affair so even less guilty about it. Currently trying to undo the brain washing. I'm sure people will still call me a bad person but I don't think I am.
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