It reminds me of the dumb and dumber part where they get pulled over. It still grosses me out everytime. I got the same feeling reading these.
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ERA Anonymous Confessions 2019 v3.0 - One version higher than the GiftBot
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Your post-nut clarity is warning youWarning: NSFW.
About 6 months ago my wife and I stayed at a hotel for a getaway. We have 3 young toddlers so we like to get out every now and again. Our sex life is good we usually go once or twice a week. I have also moved to third shift at work so i don't get as much sleep and sometimes when that does happen I don't deal with stress as well and want to get off or find myself thinking about sex alot more often.
We were drinking a bit and while we were down in the lobby i saw a few of the guys from a soccer team checking out my wife and I just joked about grabbing her butt there in front of them all. And then she joked yeah im good at giving blow jobs. And i joked back yeah you could take them all. And we just got on the elevator and fooled around a bit.
Then once we got ready she was getting her nite time stuff on and i already got ready and was watching porn. Usually i watch milf porn or something and she comes out sometimes we watch together and i give her a massage but tonight i did something different i I did some gang bang and orgy and dp stuff. And I told her when I got out of the shower that yeah i want you to take the whole team. And she dismissed it. But for some reason this thought has stuck in my mind.
So every now and again when we had doing it night and i watched porn before when she got ready at home I would be watching and would say it during sex taking two or something. And like the next night after I really was saying stuff she wanted to talk. So i told her i had been fantasizing maybe going to a city or something and meeting someone and us 2 taking turns with her. Not like a cuck but im involved and making her go. And I've looked about hot wife. And this is the same time when that thread was up on ERA. So kinda crazy coincidence. So she was wet when talking about it i felt her and so she was turned on by it but she said its not safe at all so i asked her what about getting dildos so i can watch her and she can take me and opposite.
So she's been doing that for awhile using dildos/viberators simulating while we have sex and then also kinda talking dirty at times during sex or joking about being a hot wife and all. Like if she's mowing the grass or running outside i joke about her getting checked out or she does like can i wear this outside and im like okay I know im doing you so whatever. I guess i kinda get off at the thought of someone is leering at her but she's doing me.
So finally while using one of these large dildos she finally squirted for me while i licked her clit and did the dildo. It seemed like her best one ever and i felt good about that because i want to please her. But something has happened sometimes not every time only usually when im not drunk. So i get to watching the porn and then im talking dirty to her then we do it and we go really good. Sometimes though when i get done then i want nothing to do with the hot wife idea. And it like desensitizes me where Im not turned on and don't think i would want it. But its crazy when its like that thought during the day and ill just fantasize about it and it turns me on. So im not sure if i want to continue this ride where we might actually have a threesome or some kind of hot wife experience where she and me and another guy are doing her. I don't ever want her to go on dates or anything or do anything without me. Its all about pleasuring her. I like watching her do the dildo against the wall. Its like on the ERA thread she's my own porn star. But i don't know if I want to go down that slope. Its weird i get so turned on but then right like right after i go im like I don't think i want this. Its like a chemical imbalance maybe i don't know. What do you guys think?
That NSFW confessor. I got invited to a couple's room in Vegas once... I didn't partake, but there are couples that definitely go for it.
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That's because
(also just makes the women feel like they are just objects to pleasure men, so uh... only works when the woman wants to fuck you already)
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Don't give up confessor. You are on a downward spiral! Don't let go! Hold on!
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1. I assume you were 18 due to being the final school trip.
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I know you were fishing for this
Got the man:
The whole time and you didn't feel anything until you took off your sweater???
1. I assume you were 18 due to being the final school trip.
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I know you were fishing for this
Just learn to close doors around your house?Got the man:
Did I write this? Why does this describe me so well lol
Isn't this incel talking point number 3?That's because
(also just makes the women feel like they are just objects to pleasure men, so uh... only works when the woman wants to fuck you already)
Honestly a lot of this post could've been written by me. Having no motivation for anything despite knowing you're actually very lucky with what you have. I just have kind of accepted ill come out of it eventually..
I don't believe this one, it sounds like it's true up to getting back to the room, and then the rest is made up1. I assume you were 18 due to being the final school trip.
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1. I assume you were 18 due to being the final school trip.
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I know you were fishing for this
I'm guessing this is in some country where drinking at 18 is fine?
Or where a teacher getting caught drinking by a bunch of students totally wouldn't get her fired.
Or where nobody realizes that the only guy sleeping with a women is glowing and basking day after day like he just fucked.
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Uhhh, if it's a school trip
1) Drinking under the legal age is... illegal and no teacher would even allow that
2) School trips are always no alcohol/drugs even if the legal age is 18
Which is why a teacher sitting down and drinking with a bunch of kids is bullshit
It's legal here at 18 (UK)
That I'll give you (though never underestimate the students that would sneak both on stuff like this)
ok? It doesn't say anywhere in the confession where it takes place, I'm well aware different countries have different drinking ages....
Dude did you write this confession or something? You're like completely misreading what I'm posting. Kids doing stupid things is normal, adults openly doing stupid things with kids is not.
Teacher drinking with kids on a school trip in public in front of other kids? That's like, career threatening. Fucking a high schooler, of which you were just seen drinking with? lol k
And? I was responding to your original post that was written as if a country having a legal age of 18 was impossible or something lol.
And no, I didn't write it. Nothing that exciting ever happens to me :(
Do you really want the incest and piss confessions to be more verbose?
Sure Jan1. I assume you were 18 due to being the final school trip.
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When we were 16, we went on a school trip to Rome, and the students and teachers did drink with each other. The wine during lunch and in the restaurant was actually paid for by school. This was the Netherlands, 1995 though. I am pretty sure such a thing is no longer possible.
There was no fucking though.
During one of my school trips the teacher got that drunk and fucked up we had to lock him in a closet till another teacher got around to carting him away. We had a very unsupervised very drunk night. None of us were 18, none of it was illegal.
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We only get confessions once a year. Let them be memorable
compared to the other events throughout the year, i guess this is your...#1?
it doesn't take a whiz to determine that i should've been there already
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No, you aren't an incel.
incel: aka "involuntarily celibate", a person (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude... they believe that women owe them sex...
You, my friend, first have to work on yourself. It is a slow process, but don't give up!
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Confessor: Even little acts help. Don't stop trying to make a difference. You will be the difference in someone else's life, becase of your badge and how you treated them with respect and as a human being.
Don't give up confessor, we need more like you: those who know that with great power, comes great responsibility. Yes, I quoted Spiderman, but man, you know what guns are and how to respect them.
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Unfortunately I do not have much to say confessor. You got into the role of being the entertainment of others, and unfortunately people feel entitled because of the 5 bucks a month sub.
It sucks man, and I hope you find a solution.
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