Could be worse. Imagine something really stupid like being a police officer, getting really drunk then breaking into someone else's apartment thinking it's your own and then flat our murdering the homeowner when he returns back to his property. Boy, I bet something so crazy like that would never be allowed to pass!
"TO ALL PRESENT FAMILY MEMBERS AT 2 AM, I AM ANNOUNCING THE PROCEDURE OF GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND URINATING, PLEASE HOLSTER ALL FIREARMS"
UPDATE - URINATION HAS BEEN UPGRADED TO A POOP. PLEASE DO NOT BE ALARMED BY ANY SUDDEN PLOPS. I REPEAT - POSSIBLE PLOP WARNING
Imagine laying back too far in bed and having a shotgun fall on your face and blasting your partner away because you forgot to turn the safety on after shooting at beer cans behind your house.
I think overall crime is trending down, like way down compared to the 70s-90s.I have a question. Just how unsafe is america. Like are there day time robberies or break in common that people are so on edge. I feel like i read a similar story once or twice a month.
I thought it was from the Onion..."If you realize someone has a gun for protection, and they're not expecting you — announce yourself when you enter the home, or even if you're getting up to get a drink of water in the middle of the night," Norman said.
It's not though. I realized this as soon as my girl said she wanted to get a gun for protection. Any surprise visit can get you killed.
Thank goodness for the Angel watching over her that night! Mind you, would have been nice if the Angel had stepped in marginally earlier and stopped her mum from shooting her in the first place, but it's all banter amirite. Rember that time you shot me mum! How we laughed.
It's safe. Crime is down, gun sales are up because fear of Minorities.I have a question. Just how unsafe is america. Like are there day time robberies or break in common that people are so on edge. I feel like i read a similar story once or twice a month.
So the mom was just sitting there with her gun pointing at the door and started blasting as soon as it opened without a second of thought?
"If you realize someone has a gun for protection, and they're not expecting you — announce yourself when you enter the home, or even if you're getting up to get a drink of water in the middle of the night," Norman said
... and the police should be criticising the gun owner for the immediate use of gunfire without properly identifying what was happening or who the target was...
lol I know right
Literally what I was thinking, if the daughter just opened the door and she shot immediately then she must have been loaded and ready for it, why would you do that in your own home?Was the mom just chilling at home cocked and loaded waiting for intruders?
Reminds me of when Pope John Paul got shot and after surviving he said something like "a maternal hand guided the bullet", presumably referring to Mary. You'd think she could have guided the bullet not to hit you at all but I guess she was having an off day.
But what doesn't kill you makes you strongerReminds me of when Pope John Paul got shot and after surviving he said something like "a maternal hand guided the bullet", presumably referring to Mary. You'd think she could have guided the bullet not to hit you at all but I guess she was having an off day.
Somewhere in the Middle Ages.When did this guardian angel stuff become a thing? It's not in the Bible.
I don't have words for this, just wow."If you realize someone has a gun for protection, and they're not expecting you — announce yourself when you enter the home, or even if you're getting up to get a drink of water in the middle of the night," Norman said.
"Hey honey, I know you have to get up in 3 hours, but let me wake you up real quick to announce I'm getting a cup of water. Don't shoot me please."