For "according to news reports" read "according to representations I made in a filing in a Florida court".
In my head the opening exchanges go something like this:
JUDGE: Good morning Mr Trump
LAURO: Your Honour, my client prefers to be addressed as "President Trump"
JUDGE: And I prefer not to be referred to as an arrogant leftist hack, so I guess we are even, eh, Mister Trump ...
In my head the opening exchanges go something like this:
JUDGE: Good morning Mr Trump
LAURO: Your Honour, my client prefers to be addressed as "President Trump"
JUDGE: And I prefer not to be referred to as an arrogant leftist hack, so I guess we are even, eh, Mister Trump ...