Remember when this "never happened" in the first place? Good times.
-Never happened.
-Ok, it happened but it was just Stormy.
-Ok, it happened but it was just Stormy & Karen.
-Cohen paid it on his own to be nice but Trump didn't know about it.
-Ok, he didn't pay it on his own, it came from a Trust.
-Ok, Trump knew, but he gave Cohen the money back.
-Ok, Trump knew, paid back Cohen but it's not a big deal.
-Ok, Trump knew but didn't know it was against the law and swears he never told Cohen to do so.
What's tomorrow's excuse? Mexico's going to pay it back?
edit:
Actually, no.. forgot he used literal Chapelle skit excuse and said he didn't know it was illegal, so he didn't break the law.
-Never happened.
-Ok, it happened but it was just Stormy.
-Ok, it happened but it was just Stormy & Karen.
-Cohen paid it on his own to be nice but Trump didn't know about it.
-Ok, he didn't pay it on his own, it came from a Trust.
-Ok, Trump knew, but he gave Cohen the money back.
-Ok, Trump knew, paid back Cohen but it's not a big deal.
-Ok, Trump knew but didn't know it was against the law and swears he never told Cohen to do so.
What's tomorrow's excuse? Mexico's going to pay it back?
edit:
Actually, no.. forgot he used literal Chapelle skit excuse and said he didn't know it was illegal, so he didn't break the law.
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