Imagine if the aliens were actually planning to visit and they see 300,000 idiots doing this and they go, “nah fuck this shit and fuck this planet”? They then quarantine our solar system and make a note to check back in after a few thousand years.
A friend of mine took his Jeep off roading near the test site, I guess he didn’t see the sign or didn’t care to. Anyway, as he’s driving west after turning off the 95 on some dirt road he approaches a plateau of sorts. He starts hearing a noise as he’s driving faster toward the edge when suddenly an Apache helicopter rises up out of nowhere with missiles and guns lock. On the intercom my friend hears that if he doesn’t turn around immediately they will open fire and he will be killed. Needless to say he turns around and his quickly escorted back to the 95 by two unmarked cruisers. There a police officer is waiting who writes him a very, very large ticket.
The USGovernment doesn’t fuck around these parts. The runners need to know that their lives may be in danger.
what can pathetic american bullets do against superior japanese running technique?As has already been pointed out:
#1. There ain’t gonna be ‘thousands’ of people. Not even hundreds. At best about 10 to 20 (maybe) screwjobs with more money/time than sense will show up and not actually do jack shit.
#2. The US government, especially in those highly restricted sites, don’t fuck around. At all. If any of these clowns actually do try this, it won’t end well for them. At best they will be yelled at, intimidated in a pants-pissing fashion by big dudes pointing guns at them, and likely given fines. At worst they’ll actually be shot and their loved ones won’t be able to do shit because they were trespassing on restricted government property with about a million signs informing people to turn around.
Bookmarking this thread, regardless.