You could then write a book called Mac & Me!Imma go rescue some cute baby alien that was abducted by the US Government then take him home and introduce him to my favorite brands
Me: "Here, drink this, it's a Coke."
Me: "Whadda ya mean you never had a Coke?"
*Alien drinks Coke and can't get enough of it*
This shit looks fake as hell with those dudes who look like some kind of border patrol militiamen. I see in the comments where people are saying "Of course they aren't military; they are private contractors." I've never seen any private contractors who work security on a statewide base that wear ill-fitting fatigues. I currently work security in an important command headquarters building on a base and I don't wear tactical sunglasses and oversized surplus-store-bought uniforms.
This is assuming Presidents are in the know.
There's not nearly enough paperwork in that story.
Lol, as if they would just bounce off or be vaporized by the force field made from stolen alien tech that they’ve got protecting the baseThey should all buy as many civilian drones as possible and fly them into Area 51 all at once, live-streaming from the drones. It’ll take awhile for all those drones to be stopped, while footage is streaming onto the internet.
Haha, yeah right. Those drones won’t make it anywhere near the base.
What if some 100 people start running towards the base? Will they start shooting until the get shot or retreat?As a prior Air Force service member: What a magnificent way to get yourself shot.
If they tried this in certain areas on even a regular Air Force base (any flight line, ammo bunkers, Red Flag, certain operational facilities, etc.) use of deadly force is authorized. Going anywhere near Area 51 will get you apprehended and cited, try to force your way and guaranteed you're getting shot.
It'd be a real moral dilemma if the soldiers and officers had to figure it out on the spot. I'm sure it'll be fine, though-- the officers can't possibly requisition tear gas and bean bag rounds for one of the planet's most famous and secure military installations by September 20th.
I was talking about the posters who are like... You'll get shot and so forth. Like nah duh.
Humvee with M240B.
You wouldn’t have to. You have X-Ray vision.