man, what a bummer that they couldn't get Zelda 2 out, although it'll obviously be a better game for it.
2020 isn't gonna be quite the year I expected for the Nintendo Switch, but y'know, I think that's okay. Even when 2020 sucks, we'll have each other, and Animal Crossing. And if Animal Crossing sucks, well, we'll always have our GameStop trade-in credit.
And thus Raccoon completed his character arc, and his Nintendo Direct Speculation Thread Saga was complete. No longer irrationally hot-headed, his newfound perspective allowed him to fully enjoy the community and its discourse. The end.